Crystal Head Vodka (70cl, 40%)

This is one of the most brilliant things ever to be, also one of the very finest celebrity-endorsed products we’ve ever seen. Created for the legendary Dan Aykroyd, Crystal Head Vodka is kosher-certified, and made using Newfoundland water which is filtered through 500 million year old crystals called Herkimer diamonds. The bottle is made in Italy by Bruni Glass and it’s also a crystal skull, which is, of course, the best thing (ignoring the negative connotations with the travesty that was Indiana Jones 4…).